banned for sucking eggs

Banned for sucking sock juice without a straw.

banned for trying to be the straw man

Banned for preferring hay and wanting to have a roll in it.

Banned, all regular players for being slackos and not participating more frequently.

Also banned for allowing life in the real world to get in the way of bullshit games on the internet.

And banned for priorities that conflict with mine.

Banned!!! Just Banned !!!!!!!

banned for going on quite the rant

Banned for underestimating my mental anguish... I was completely off chops and ready for the strait jacket and a padded cell.

FTR: off chops = losing the plot big time.... relinquishing one's grip on reality [if one actually had said grip to begin with]. 

belatedly banned for boldly bragging about being bonkers

Banned for not invoking the power of the Collective to help ward off being bonkers issues.

banned for going with the wards of phone calls 

Banned for the absense of absentmindedness.

Banned for remembering never to forget just how absent minded you are.

banned for trying to be here despite your forgetting to put on a moustache 

Banned for mistakenly thinking that a moustache is a prerequisite to membership to this exclusive thread.

banned for going beardy with it all