banned for made up words

Banned for slinky rhymes.

banned for letting the slinky go down the stairs

Banned for falling up the stairs while climbing down the fire escape.

banned for juvenile application of artificial gravity and heavy handed application of artificial gravitas.

banned for gravs

Banned for waves cresting in the sink.

banned for including the kitchen sink

Banned for bathtime failures and trying to wash stuff I can't mention here in the aforementioned sink... not to mention trying to sink your various other bits in the hand basin in the ladies lav.

Banned for sinking the Bismark after the fact.

Banned for believing Snoopy and the Red Baron actually had a dog fight.

banned for making the red baron into a dog

Banned for neglecting to mention the Red Baron's true name, and his relationship to all the king's horses and all the king's men.

Banned 'cause the Baron Von Richthofen might not like that too too much. He did command a flying circus after all.

Banned for not mentioning Monty Python's role in said circus.... that he single-handedly tamed the lion aftrer snacking on the lion tamer pre-show.