Banned for not taking you tequila straight like an hombre.

Banned for tulip juice.

banned for tiptoeing through the tulips

Banned for not recognizing the awesomeness of the "semper augustus" , the tulip for which once the price of a mansion was paid for one bulb.

banned for bulbous ideas

Banned for Dutch chocolate.

banned for hating on chocolate that has not been soiled with the likes of milk, sugar, and various other chemical compounds designed to improve its taste 

Banned for cherries in chocolate rather than strawberries dipped in ice cream with bananas on the side.

banned for adding udder juice concoctions to fruits

Banned for splitting on and on about bannanas, ice cream, chocolate sauce, and no pineapples.

Banned for lack of whipping cream to fluffyness.. 

Banned for trying to make whipped cream by taking a cat to a cow.

banned for trying to milk the cat

Banned for whiskers in your cup.

banned for taking the jar