Banned for hiding behind a mask.

Banned 'cause I learned how to mask in PS. I blame Adobe.   

banned for putting on a mask and going out to protest

Banned for protesting the agent behind all those masks during Mardi Gras.

banned for buying a mask of beads to throw at the establishment on all hallows eve

Banned for TP growing on trees and other things.

Banned for growing TP without leaving puff-paint messages to explain your actions.

banned for puffy up your messages with inexplicable actions

Banned for everyone avoiding the tree of knowledge to go chase frivolous pipe dreams with fruitless outcomes.

Banned 'cause apples don't a knowledgeable person make.

Banned for banning whilst on medications whose warning labels specifically advise, "Caution: do not ban on forums while taking this medication."

banned for wanting people to pay attention to the effects of drugs

Banned for repeating the process while your brain does its best to emulate scrambled eggs.

banned for not asking any questions

Banned for questioning the asking.