since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for a fly in your soup. Standard fare.
banned for standardizing the soups that we eat
Banned for slurping soup from the bowl like the Cantonese.
banned for mocking the eating customs of others
Banned for putting limitations on mocking.
Banned 'cause soup to nuts is just plain alchemy.
banned for practicing alchemy in the chemistry lab
Banned for shape shifting.
banned for shifting the topic of conversation
Banned for conversing about topics not related to banning.
Banned for banning extraneous topics off the top of your noggin.
Banned for getting up in my nog without eggs, bacon, and waffles out of a cast iron iron heated atop a wood stove.
banned for wanting breakfast in bed
Banned for eating the bed for breakfast.
banned for not understanding the joys of mattress eating