Banned for leaving it out in plain view for all and sundry to peer inside.

banned for not enjoying a good beer from time to time

Banned for not knowing that I enjoy a beer or three all of the time.

banned for trying to have a threesome with beer

Banned for brewers droop in a less complex situation.

banned for hyping up the cancel culture to redistribute the ban game

Banned for redistribution of age old myths.

banned for making up new myths

Banned for being a legend in your own time and perpetuating those prehistoric myths praising legends of dubious character who hunted dinosaurs with just a spear and a knife fashioned from stone.

banned for mocking the history of man as told by those who follow odd belief structures

Banned for not questioning the girl who says she is a myth, and the woman who claims she is Donald Trump's mythstress.

banned for mentioning the orange one

Banned for mentioning that the 'orange one' bathes in mandarin juice and washes his thatched roof [fake hair] in tangerine nectar to give off that phony orange glow.

banned for forgetting the weirdness of the current one

Banned for one current among a whole swag of sultanas.