banned for banning vaccine mandates which in itself is sort of a mandate and is therefore banned

Banned for going on mandates to show you're not homophobic.

banned for twisting words into pretzels to push your liberal/conservative agenda against centrists 

Banned for suggesting that I have an agenda.  I don't have agendas, just plans.

banned for using the english language as a means of hiding your true intentions behind a wall of words

Banned for hiding your true intentions with a litany of bad jokes and quotes taken from War & Peace.

banned because the original title was war what is it good for

Banned for engaging in a war of words.

banned for engaging in aggressive negotiations 

Banned for toilet rolls in the laboratory because you confused it with a lavatory.

banned for not changing them when it is needed

Banned for it's BYO when it comes to TP in my lavatory..... and banned also for replacing you mother-in-law's toilet paper with a roll of sandpaper.

banned because my mother in law is in a box in my sister in law's house

Banned for the bottomless box that hosts a multitude of sins.

banned for opening the box