Banned for assisting the mice with their insidious experiments to take over the world... starting in Washington.

banned for not specifying which washington you are referring to 

Banned for adding your washing machine to the list.

banned for making the list

Banned for lashing out with your rhythm stick.

banned for trying to break the rhythm of a steel drum band

Banned for trying to join a steel drum band with a dirty old 44 gallon drum turned upside down.

banned for not knowing the cool trend that takes old drums and makes sweet sweet music

Banned for not knowing the time and banging a big bass drum out of your bedroom window to hear a neighbour call out: "Who the bloody hell is banging a big bass drum out the bedroom window at three o'clock in the morning?"

banned for wanting me to follow an artificial construct made by humans called time that is designed to control the masses

Banned for yet another conspiracy theory and grasping the wrong end of the stick again.  The measurement of time was originally used by the Ancient Egyptians to know when to sow and reap their crops.... and when to commence work on the pharaoh's pyramid.

banned for proving my point

Banned for I did nothing of the sort... I was too busy installing Windows 11 and getting accustomed to the new features.  Oh, and the pyramid building was not enforced but rather a labour of love and respect for the pharaoh.

banned for upgrading your operating system with a more bloated version that the current one

Banned for no particular reason... just banned.