since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for having an aversion to blown up ducks...
Banned for ducking due to your aversion to low flying ducks and low bridges.
banned for building a bridge but not getting over it
Banned for secretly watching 'Bridge to Terabithia' in a locked room so that nobody knows you're into kids movies.
banned for not letting me enjoy the movies
Banned for it's all in the eye of the beholder.
banned for letting the beholder out of its cage
Banned for beholding the beholder with no clothes on.
banned for debuffing the beholder
Banned for holding the beholder [and not by his hand] to stop him going to the nudie beach and scaring little ladies, both old and young, with the shaft holding up his umbrella.
banned for citing low umbrella coverage
Banned for raindrops keep falling on your head... cos yer umbrella leaks like a sieve.
banned for making fun of the best rainy season we've had in years
Banned for only just noticing that I revel enthusiastically in making fun of your shortcomings and misgivings.
banned for putting googly eyes on rocks and selling them as pets