banned for letting the beer run out

Banned for being so slow on the beer supplies that I had to resort to making my own.

banned for blaming others for your sins

Banned for the false assumption that I have sins.... shoot, I only ever make mistakes when it's somebody else's fault.

banned for shooting people again and blaming them

Banned because I don't blame everything on everyone... just 99.9% of it.

Also banned for suggesting I shoot people... haven't been able to get ammo for my water pistol in years.

banned for letting your country control you supply of ammo

Banned for owning a paint-ball gun and trying to load 44 Magnum ammo in it to shoot the wild pigs in your area.

banned for not remembering that its javelina and not wild pigs

Banned for being a boar and lazing in a puddle of mud.

banned for not appreciating the cooling effects of mud

Banned for using a mud pack to improve your complexion and it looks like you're still wearing it hours after washing it off.

banned for mocking the beauty impaired you should be part of the club

Banned for not knowing that I'm president of that Club and that my banning powers reach over there as well.  Consider yourself banned.

banned for going clubbing