Banned for I took my shots [of whiskey] in the early days of Covid and feel perfectly fine.... except for a catastrophic and nagging pain in my neck caused by an entity from the internet.

banned for pulling an on the beach commentary

Banned for what you do on the beach.... when cameras and commentary are not necessary.

banned for stirring the pot and yelling at the kettle

Banned for spying in my kitchen again... and still failing to emulate my exquisite recipes.

banned for letting the kitchen go down hill in order to perfect the taste of your food

Banned for still spying into my kitchen and grabbing hold of the wrong end of the wooden spoon... now your hands are sticky and you'll need to wash them before touching your keyboard in response.

banned for thinking about complex animals

Banned for keeping non-complex earth worms as pets because they're too simple to look after and do not stress the budget to feed 'em.... just a bucket of mud is all it takes.

banned for giving me a great idea for new pets for the kiddos

Banned for offloading your responsibility for the worms to you kids.

banned for not wanting me to teach my kids responsibility 

Banning myself because I can't believe I forgot to keep looking for GalCiv IV starting up. Banning everyone else because you probably did something to deserve it.

Banned for impersonating a Greek scholar and criticising the players of a very complex game that tests the skills and imagination of dedicated participants.

banned for not seeing the roman side of things