Banned for following the snail trail to go see the Wizard of Odds.

banned for trying to be the wizard of evens

Banned for evens going there and pretending to be the wizard of all things inert.

banned for letting yourself go inert with your lady

Banned for I don't have an ol' lady... have had a fair few young ladies over the years, tho.

banned for i never said the lady was old

Banned for misappropriating the term, ol' lady, then.

banned for seeing things that aren't there

Banned for thinking that you could operate a see-saw from both ends by quickly running to the vacant end and back again.

banned for underestimating my power

Banned for going all grandiose by over estimating the somewhat limited powers you do have

banned for using big words when small words work fine

banned for being a big word bigot

Banned for wrapping your ginormous tongue around the small words to see what they taste like and not mopping up the excess saliva afterward.

banned for allowing the drooling nincompoops to pass through with only a tongue lashing