Banned for you don't know the half of it.

Banned for knowing the other half of it.   

banned for cutting it in half and not sharing

Banned for cutting up the halves and getting less than a fair share of the whole, not to mention the hole, the gaping great chasm  and less than that, even.

Banned for still playing this game that should have been banned!!...

banned for wanting this game banned even though that is its purpose

Banned for the man who banned the banner.

banned for recursive banning

Banned for manning the banning bunker with storefront mannequins armed with centuries old muskets fitted with rusty bayonets dipped in vampirically infected banners blood.

banned for being so sloppy

Banned for the slop served up as breakfast and charging game-enough persons a ridiculous sum to try it out at their own peril.

banned for wanting to be free of peril

Banned for being so far off the beaten track that even the best sniffer dogs turn their noses up and whimper at the whiff of your 'dammit, should be incinerated' sweaty old socks.

banned for going through the my garbage and pulling out my old socks

Banned cos your socks were that cheesy and on the nose they climbed out of the garbage and walked down the driveway and into the public eye, where I saw them doing a primitive two-step, all by themselves..... even the old toe-jam didn't slow 'em down any.