Banned for what was lost and may never be found, unless by those sneaking around in the shadows with other nefarious individuals who are scouring down there for shit what don't belong the 'em.

banned for going on about losing it

Banned for loose lips and tight wads.

Banned for loose lips revealing the location of Johnny Wad's box of tricks

Banned for tricking Johnny into revealing his secret identities.

banned for being so secretive

Banned for secreting telltales.

Banned for telling.

Banned for not telling the police officer the truth when he asked if you had been drinking today.... those 4 cups of coffee, 3 glasses of water and a can of coke don't constitute drinking?

banned for trying to be snarky on the interwebs

Banned for spinning webs to trap flies and other morsels, then getting snarky when they don't fall for your trap.

banned for getting all caught up in the web

Banned for thinking that webbed toes will make you swim faster.... though they're useful when crushing grapes, you don't get the squishy bit between yer toes.... though I'm told those are the tastiest.

Banned for making fart bubbles again.

Banned for making bubbles in the bath and busting them with your toe.