Banned for strings attached.

Banned for pulling the strings only to find that somebody had tied turds to the other end

banned for being so stringy

Banned for untying the turds so somebody else got them.

Banned for liking turdies.

Banned for taking a laxi and starting the Me Poo movement.

Banned for poo pooing in Turdy Town.

Banned for using Winnie's name in vain.

banned for vanity and a striving after the wind

Banned for striving before the wind and missing the Sou'Wester that would have unclogged the vanity basin after you deposited 10Lbs of mud in it while washing your hands.

Banned for cleaning solutions.

Banned going to bed with clean sheets and waking in the morning with solution in hand

Banned for gray spots on the bed by Mister Completely.

Banned for getting dirty laundry to do your banning for you.

banned for holding on loosely