banned for hatin on the thicc 

Banned for thiccydoo.

Banned for doing doo in Palacedoo, where all they do all day is doo, doo and more doo to their hearts content.

Also banned for the thiccy triccy that upset miccy because it was sticcy and stucc to his diccy prior to an inspection by Dr Wiccy, who is very piccy and very much dislikes thriccery when other people are genuinely sicc.

Banned for failing to wear rubber gloves and a mask while sicc.

Banned for 'C'  2.79x10 2 da 6

banned for equations and other such stuff that requires too much thinking on my part.

banned for not wanting to do the hard stuff

Banned for rithmetics.

Banned for sums of the larger part while sums of the smaller part get ignored.... meaning the rich get richer and the poor get eff-all.

banned by numismatics.

banned for trying to be comfortably numb

Banned for comfortably sitting on your bum for so long that it went numb.

Banned for getting up during the sit down.

Banned for pulling up a chair, sitting on the floor and letting your feet hang down.

Banned for being the 'chair' at the local neighbourhood meeting and getting sat on by the big fat lady with the biggest butt and 'trumpets' to match.