since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for assuming I left the strawberry and vanilla behind.... all ice cream is fair game from my freezer.
banned for screaming for ice cream
Banned for previous incongruities.
Banned for excluding your own current incongruous, diametric, inconsistent, convoluted, hairbrained, phlegmatic, farts in a bag.
Banned for not mentioning the associated prehistoric pong.
Banned for brain farts.
Banned because.... just because.
It's late, I'm tired, I'm sick, I can't think of anything better.
banned for blaming illness on your problems
Banned to the nether regions.
Banned for letting the hair in your nether regions grow uncontrollably out of proportion... go to the barber and get it trimmed back.
Banned 'cause going to the dentist for a haircut is bad enough. Comes from that old adage that once you get passed the smell you got it licked. EWWW!
Disclaimer: I heard that someplace.
Banned for using vulgar adages when referring to dentists
It's like the woman who told her dentist that she didn't know what was worse, getting a tooth pulled or having a baby.
The dentist replied: "well make up your mind, lady, so's I know how to adjust the chair."
banned for not adjusting things right
Banned for adjusting two short planks so that they're even thicker.
Banned for being in the thick of stuff.