Banned for planting Bonsai trees in your ears and telling everyone you identify as a Dancing Dryad now.

Banned 'cause dry beats wet and slippery trying to dance a jig.

Banned for ignoring the 'slippery when wet' signs and going arse up while dancing the jig.

banned for jigs and squirrels

Banned for going all bright eyed and bushy tailed when the sun sets

Banned for settings below par.

Banned for going below par to see if it was below the belt or lower.

Banned for underachieving, subpar, failed banning attempts.

Banned for attempting to undermine a subpar above and beyond what's underneath the par boiled sub stuff.

Banned for sending a submarine to look for subpar when it got lost.

Also banned for having an elongated appendage and scaring the nurses.... Pinocchio would be oh so jealous.

Banned 'cause I'm too busy drinkin'. 

Two antibiotic IV's a day plus steroids and musenex. That's enough thanks.

Banned for giving antibiotic more of your time than other aunts.

banned for going with what the uncles said

banned for uncle munching.

banned for walking away with the salad and not letting it get dressed