banned for poor billing skills

Banned for taking a duck to a restaurant so you could put your food on his bill.

banned for being with a platypus 

Banned for plaiting your puss and getting beat on by your wife for animal cruelty.

Banned for thinking I'll settle for cheap stuff. If you send me the bill make sure the bucks come with it including interest. 

banned cheaply by the side of the road

Banned for selling roadside roadkill cheaply.

banned for doing all the work

Banned for including roadkill on the menu if it's less than a week old.

Banned for not sopping up the leftovers. A shovel will pick up only so much.

Banned for leaving the roadkill on the side of your plate.... hospital food ain't that bad, you know.

Banned 'cause I get to choose my road kill. BBQ pork sandawich and pasta salad for lunch and roast beast for din din. So there. 

banned for mock banning

Banned for bock manning.

Manned bor fock banning.