Banned for revenously devouring your salad dressed in womens undies.

Banned for undie munching.

Banned for munching on hospital food while hanging your foot outside the bed with a mirror taped to it so you can look up the nurses uniforms.

True story: that's what my friends and I did when we were were long-term inpatients [almost 3 years for me] and got bored shitless.... not that we could really ever see anything. The nurses knew what we were up to and some even had a bit of fun with us.

Banned for pointing your toe so you could look up your own dress.

Banned for going to see the downtown girls so you could be an upskirt man.

banned for skirting the issue at hand

Banned for hands up the skirt

Banned for skirting the issue.

Banned for upskirt issues.

Banndy Ban Ban Banned.  You be banned.  Like banned really banned.  Like nobody been banned before.

Well you're double banned all of that and in triplicate.... with an option to renew the lease on it for another 12 months.

banned for all the red tape

Banned for holding it all together with duct tape and a bit of spit.

banned for sending the snow so far south

Banned for betting on the white stuff.