since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for imitating a smooth criminal.
Banned for not getting the moon walk appropriated by the Ministry of Silly Walks
Banned for bow-legged, flat saggy butt crack scratching, arthritic knee floor gliding, appropriated from the Ministry of Silly Old Wankers.
Banned from the Ministry of Silly Old Wankers for ridiculing bow legs, butt scratching and arthritic knees while neglecting to mention knock knees, skid marks and floor gliding on slippery cheeks.
Oh, and banned for having feet too big for stilettos.
banned for trying to fill such shoes
Banned for using a shoehorn to put on your condom.
Banned for putting a condom on your small feet.
Banned for how many feet in a shoe store?
Banned for entering the store barefoot.
Banned for impersonating Al Bundy to get shoes for free.
Banned for dressing up in a red wig, stretch pants, high heels, red lipstick and saying "AL I'm home".
Banned for descriptions of indigenous OZ inhabitants.
Banned for confusing the Wizzer of OZ with the Wizard of OZ
Banned for unleashing your wizzer and twirling it 'round to make a loud humming noise like a bee on steroids.