banned for wanting things on time

Banned for ill-timing your arrival.

banned for mocking the ill

Banned for licking all the mock cream off the cakes in the kitchen and becoming ill.

Banned for ill gotten cream and no puff.

Banned for being new page first poster and puffing up your chest while boasting about licking up the spilled cream off the floor when nobody else would.

banned something something

Banned for nothing because I think your something something is actually nothing, nothing at all.

Banned for not much again.

Banned for even less than that and a whole lot more

banned for taking more out of the hole in hopes of making it smaller

Banned for digging up the hole and removing it to the refuse tip after motorists complained about damage to their vehicles.

banned for caring about tips

Banned for having no tips for a horse in the fifth at Flemington.

banned for old school quotations