banned for tuning a loon by the lagoon

Banned for grooming a hairy buffon in the lagoon with a fork and spoon.

Banned for eating with that same fork and spoon.

Banned for serving up food from the black lagoon and not providing cutlery.

banned for being so picky and not using your fingers

Banned for finger lickin' lip smackin' toe tappin' knee slappin' tunes to gobble to.

Banned for banjo breakfasts

banned for hitting the floor when they say hoe down

oops ban

Banned for just saying oops when 'that was bloody shocking' was more appropriate.

banned for being shocked by the ban

Banned for interrupting my shock therapy.

And, come to think of it I'm banning myself for underpaying and overworking my therapist.

Banned for getting your therapist to attach electrodes to your nuts to see if it helped with sex addiction.

Banned for electrifying experiences.

banned for being so shocked