Banned for lack of literary content.

banned for wanting content and not context

Banned 'cause its taken out of context and nobody puts it back.

banned for putting your back out

Banned for backing up to the outhouse and missing the target by several feet, thus depositing the compost far away from the roses.

banned for the whole world is coming up roses

Banned 'cause them roses got thorns.

banned for sad sad songs

Banned for singing a song of sixpence to buy a bottle full of rye.

Banned for I was here first and have always been myself, no matter what you stand for.... or sit for, even.

Banned for neglecting the all important ban, and also banned for who you are, whether you're standing, sitting, laying down or elevated in the clouds trying to get closer to God and any aliens who might be in the vicinity checking out the lay of the nimus cumulus.

Banned again for not including the all important part of the game.... a ban.

Also banned for questioning my beliefs in a frivolous manner that does not do justice to the floating white stuff we all appreciate for the imaginary stuff we see within it.

Banned 'cause I was here @ 517517. No matter who nobody am and or whatnot. Penalty for double not banning is two greenbacks payable to to the guy next to you or girl whichever comes first.

you are all banned for carrying on a conversation with someone who refuses to ban in their said statement

Banned for being tardy and missing the opportunity.