since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Also, everybody else is banned from banning for thinking this thread takes time off for holidays.
banned for assuming some are even able to take time off for holidays
Banned for taking time off the top.
banned for topping off time with a ban after you were banned for using a holiday as an excuse to take time off from important mens business.
Banned 'cause I'm allowed. I turned 66 a few days ago. I only 6 days old.
banned by the day
Banned for not supporting special days that end in AY.
Banned for Aye-ing early in the morning.
banned for letting the noon hour go
Banned for turning time loose in the new old year.
Banned for time is a constant that cannot be let loose, slowed or stopped.
Banned 'cause the constant is entropy and time just a concept.
Banned because time is a measurement that allows us to keep track of events and is used to navigate the globe. Without the measurement of time we would still be back in Medieval times and long distance/international travel would not exist.
Banned for measuring a concept invented by somebody who didn't know whether he was comin' or goin'.
Banned for comings and goings at a time when nobody came or went, thus missing out on the departures and arrivals of those who neither here nor there but still managed to arrive in their underpants in a most profound way.