banned for not wanting to feed the birds

Banned for bringing hungry birds to the picnic and expecting us to feed them for tuppence ha'penny.

Banned for banning bird beaks 'cause they're sharp.

banned for running with sharp objects

Banned for pumpernickel

Banned for pumping nickels

Banned for going to the nickel and dime to buy a pump to inflate your balls.

banned for drawing and quartering

Banned for arms and legs akimbo.

Banned for taking a superhero stance

Banned 'cause I are King of the U-niverse.

Banned for selling AT&T's crappy satellite TV service and renaming it as U-niverse.

Banned for internet complaints and bringing them here.

banned for not taking a number in the complaint department

Banned because I wanted an argument.