Banned 'cause bubbles win.

Banned for blowing bubbles in the bath.... should have those straws confiscated.

banned for straw man arguments

Banned for ignoring the wicker man and his argument for fire-less festivals.

Banned for discriminating against wickers.

Banned for dipping the wick and making candles from ear wax.

banned for mocking the best source of wax

Banned for using it to wax your legs

banned for improper use of leggings

Banned for skinny jeans, crop tops and blondes with brains.

Banned for wearing skinny jeans with deliberately ripped knees, a pink crop top and looking for that which is now believed to be extinct.

Banned for gray matter that jiggles every time someone goes achoo.

banned for losing it in a sneezing match

Banned for doing the sleazy sneezely during din din with the cap'n.

Banned for the two minute coughing fit during the one minute silence honouring a fallen comrade at the football.