Banned for watching bare bottomed girls line dancing on elongated banquet tables.

banned for tabling the whole thing

Banned for not bringing decorum to the table and letting dining ettiquette fly out the window with the let-loose canaries.

banned for letting the dogs out to chase them

Banned for caging dogs when they should be free to chase off intruders with snarling and the gnashing of teeth.

Banned for barking up the tree that grows someplace down the road.

Banned for not knowing where that tree is [someplace down the road, aha, aha] and peeing on a pole down that damned dark alley where the hell hounds pee and congregate to sniff each other's butts.

Banned for smelly alleyways, putrididity, squishy brown stuff stuck to your socks and other yucky s**t.

banned by **

Banned by the number 6 and the letters A and E,

Banned by 6 and 9 gettin' it on.

Banned for not going to seventy and ending on an even number.

banned by getting off overpass 95

Banned for going underground to play with negative numbers. 

banned for not going with the number line