banned for backassward thinking

Banned for being confused as to who did what and getting it backasswards.

banned for we live in a land of confusion

Banned for living in the land of make believe and thinking that fairy tales lead to confusion.

Banned for forgetting to add sorcery and other weirdness. 

banned for what is magic other than a level of technology and/or science we don't understand

Banned for the "we" in "don't understand".

banned for assuming you know it all

Banned 'cause I know it all. That way I don't have to be selective.

Banned for people who think they know it all annoy the crap out of those of us who do... who know it all and then some.

banned for being of the sum

banned for being of the sum

Banned for summing it up and taking the first post on a new page with the second part of a double post.

banned for mocking my disabilities

I think I need a new trackball. This one double clicks a lot. Or my kids have messed with my settings.

Banned for pulling wobbly old excuses out of the woodwork to explain away your sins.

And daddy!  Leave them kids alone.

Cos all in all, you're just another hole in the wall.