since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for having britches too big for your egotistical haranguing of newbie banners with less than one penny in hand.
Banned for knowing the size of my britches and being able to pee 'round corners.
Banned for wanting to pee around corners. It's highly overrated anyway....
Banned for overrating the coveted art of 90 degree piddling.
banned for not doing the hold it then go over your shoulder trick
Banned for the only thing going over my shoulder is a pinch of salt for every dubious ban you've made.
banned for wasting so much salt
Banned for so many dubious stories and bans that I had to buy shares in a salt mine to keep up.
Banned for supporting the military-industrial salt mining complex instead of the eco-friendly method of evaporating salt from seawater thus leaving fish and dolphins gasping to death as humanity consumes all the salt for our salty, salty, tears.
Banned for getting over-philisophical regarding the where's and why-for's of harvesting salt to put on your eggs.
banned for mocking the philosophies of salt
Banned for mocking the philosophies of mocking
Banned for philosophising in a ten year old thread.
banned for aging a thread