Banned for leaving the fish in your pocket overnight.... now you smell like the morning after the night before.

Banned for having too sensitive olfactory receptors.

banned for improper use of your towel

banned for improper use of your towel

Banned for double posting. And get off my InterGalactic Overpass you whippersnapper.

Banned for over-enthusiastic banning at a time when conservative measures are in place to stop anarchy completely overwhelming the Houses Of Banning and preserve some semblance of dignity.

banned for assuming that the conservatives are in charge

Banned for thinking of conservative in a political sense.... I was just thinking 'with a not too heavy handed approcach' and not wielding the big stick.

Banned for inability to spell "approach" and sizing up somebody's stick.

Banned for assaulting typos with great gusto and concealing your 'big' stick just in case it comes up undersized when measured.

banned for worrying about sizing things up

Banned for the self-conscious comment regarding size and measurements.... not to mention little big sticks.

Banned for having britches too big for your egotistical haranguing of newbie banners with less than one penny in hand.

Banned for knowing the size of my britches and being able to pee 'round corners.  

Banned for wanting to pee around corners. It's highly overrated anyway....