banned for not turning the pages and just sitting idle by

Banned for gluing the pages together... even if I did want to help in your extracurricular activities.

banned for hating on the glue

Banned for who said it was glue?

Banned for using a simian simulation to hold your book together.

Banned for buying books with only pictures inside.

Banned for pop up books to entertain your inner personage that only comes out when you put a finger in the hole and holler snakes.

banned for generational concepts

Banned for your popup isn't in the book and you don't have to holler snake.

banned by the tube snake boogie company

Banned for going to the tube snake disco and doing the tango with an up-skirt girl who prefers to waltz around the dance floor on ballet shoes that make her feel like she's floating.

banned for floating down the Delaware, sucking on your underwear and couldn't afford another pair 

Banned for hogging the first post of the new page and gnawing at yer old underwear with worn down old gnashers the dentist said are past their use by date.

Banned for gumming up the works.

banned by the gum of smelly teeth