banned for mocking the mockers

Banned for being so insular and not mocking all over the world in a frenzied mock-fest to rival Pink Floyd's last world tour

banned for mocking the fact that I got grounded due to poor grades and couldn't go to the last Pink Floyd world tour

Banned for being a cry baby and complaining here about it when nobody gives a rodent's rectum that you missed out due to being a less than diligent student.

banned for sounding like my dad

Banned for groundings without representation.

Banned for wanting to relive groundhog day for the rest of your life so's you don't have to change yer undies.

banned for wanting to change the foundation of my ensemble 

Banned for somebody has to when you like to wear pretty lace bras and frilly knickers while you think nobody's looking.

Banned for showing off.

Banned for being a closet cross-dresser and secretly admiring Ryat's choice of female underwear.

'EDIT'  Everybody is banned for taking the day off yesterday, the day before AND today!

banned for not realizing that i was going through a crisis 

Banned 'cause you can do only one crisis at a time. Just ask Anybody.

banned for mocking my multi-crisis abilities

Banned for multi-tasking  self-abuse scenarios and using one hand to play and the other to hold the page open,