Banned cos my neighbours wanna know the ins and outs of a cat's arse and more... and why is that damned telescope still hanging out of his freakin' window?

banned for hanging around

Banned for not hanging air-fresheners in the lavatory... and you always wondered why visitors would frequently disappear next door for a while.

Banned cos the half moon carved into the door was deleted for having spam for breakfast.

banned for spamming the ban edict everywhere

Banned for horsing around with a donkey and going hee-haw.

Banned for digging foxholes in the garden for your G.I. Joe dolls only to dig them up 8 years later and watch their rubber-tendoned legs fall off.   

(my poor Storm Shadow)

Banned for hiding your blow-up doll in the basement, only to rediscover it 8 years later with its boobs all deflated and spiders hiding in its orifices.

banned for, wait, what?

Banned for spider bites and losing your pump to re-inflate the gone-down boobies.

Banned for making jokes about spider bites when I actually have one and it Flipp'n itches.

Banned for biting spiders in the arse. Ouch!

Banned for I was bitten by a spider several years ago and lost much of the soft tissue on my lower left leg due to necrotising from enzymes in its digestive juices.

banned for losing your leg and replacing it with a wooden peg

Banned for forgetting who I am.