Banned for taking off your HAZMAT hat before getting the all-clear... so it's your own fault if you got the waft of pungent fertiliser fumes up yer snoze.

Banned for snoozing while Nero fiddled and Rome burned 'cause somebody used too much lighter fluid on the barbie.

banned for frying up barbie

Banned for your collection of Barbie and Ken dolls.... cos you like it both ways.      

banned for mocking my collection of dolls and they are call G.I.Joes!

Banned 'cause you left out GI Jane's over the shoulder boulder holder that deflated when she hit the water.

banned for deflating the water

Banned for letting loose a fox in the hen-house so's you'd have lots of feathers to stuff your pillow with.

banned for using the feathers to fix your dress

Banned for running aa feather boa between your legs while doing a striptease in front of the mirror.

Banned for feathering your butt to accent the wig on the opposite side.

Banned for accentuating the sublime with the ridiculous in circumstances beyond my control.

banned for being in control

Banned for a lack of control and a loss of inhibitions... now did the neighbours really need to see that?

Banned 'cause neighbors are snooty and they want to know if you're weird.