Banned for an all or nothing approach to matters of space and lunar lighting.

Banned for matter/antimatter conversion without first removing the fore plate. 

Banned for is doesn't matter if Aunty Matter does a four plate conversion without first removing the prime rump steaks, peas, corn and mashed potatoes.

banned for bringing only four plates

Banned for triple servings on one plate and leaving the other three to fend for themselves.

Banned for mine's the first plate and you lot can go suck billiard balls up a vacuum cleaner pipe.

banned for being bonkers

Banned for Lululemon would've loved that.

Banned for hanging out in the peanut gallery and showing you're nuts to anyone who'd look beyond the cute receptionist with a bigger front porch than Dolly's.

banned for standing on the porch

Banned for white picket fences.

Banned for the barbed wire fence out back to prevent people accessing your back passage.  Yup, I prefer people come to the front door as well.

banned for full frontal access

Banned for going the opposite of full-frontal and performing some rear-guard exhibitionism by chucking a massive browneye [known as mooning in the US] to the world.

Oh, and no cigar for you for failing to connect the dots about Dolly's 'front' porch.

banned for assuming I didn't make a connection