banned for going down penny lane

Banned for trailing nickels and dimes.

banned for starting the trail of tears

Banned for coining phrases.

Banned for standing on your head and pretending to be a coin slot.

banned for running the slot with a bag full of coins in place of your manly goodies

Banned for a bag full of balls and thinking you could exchange it for a bag full of cash to purchase goodies for your manly parts and get them working again.

Banned for offside protuberances.

banned for going off the deep end with a portable manhole 

Banned for digging up the hole in the road where said manhole was and putting the hole on a flatbed truck, only to have it roll off and crush the front-end of a beamer.

Banned for flipping the off switch of said beamer at the bottom of the hole laying on its side.

Banned for driving said beamer into hole and tipping it on its side to get all the water out after a wild ride down the sewers.

banned for running naked through the sewers on your way to see the dancing monkeys 

Banned for flashing Jane and John Doe in the middle of Times Square during lunch hour (actually a half hour, they're very chintsy ya know).

banned for assuming it was lunch