Banned for slip ups and cellphones.

banned for cellphone usage during a non hands free environment 

Banned for free hands on cell towers in the Atlantic.

Banned for hands off Pacifist cell towers in the Pacific.

banned for circling the indian ocean with a view of the arctic and southern

Banned for cocking up where the arctic actually is in relation to the above mentioned Southern body of water.  After getting that one totally wrong in every respect, I just know that I wouldn't wanna be cleaning up in the toilet after you'd been there.

banned for not doing your civic duty

Banned for athletics in the Water Closet.

Banned for spanking monkeys behind the outhouse.

Banned for making the cleaner's job even more difficult by doing somersaults in the in-house.... and I don't have an outhouse so I spank the monkey behind the garden shed while all the neighbours are watching the late night news and drinking cocoa.

banned for hosing off said monkeys with grease paint

Banned for painting with glow stick juice.

banned for leaving silicon valley

Banned for implants that leak their to the Wiki.

Banned for thinking implants when natural is better... and Wiki is useless without pics.