Banned for not realising that if you fly a plane upside down you're bound to have crack UP.

Banned for really old joke. Heard it when I was a kid, about......that long ago.

Banned for having grey hair, what little you have left, that is, and being able to remember thaaaaaat long, long ago.

Banned 'cause some ancient memories get burned into your grey matter.

Banned for it's not grey matter you gotta worry about, it's when your anatomy goes grey and lifeless.

Banned for anatomical inflation what got us here in first place.

Banned for reminding me of anatomical inflation when my belly's twice the size it was... ands the other 'inflatable part' is twice as small.

Banned 'cause inflation happened in less than an eyeblink. Deflation....that's another matter entirely. It happens...maybe. 

Banned for reminding me of deflation when I have no little blue meds to fix it.

banned because it was all yellow

Banned for the obvious confusion after eating the yellow snow and suffering temporary colour blindness.  But never mind, take two aspirin and consult your doctor in the morning if the delusions persist.

All bux for cold remedies send to U-niverse.mine.

As King of the U-niverse...I can do that.

Banned for neglecting the sole purpose of this thread - banning - then going on in a most vain attempt to spread a wanton commercial venture across the universe.

So banished for the buck didn't stop there.

Banned! 'Cause I gots the buck in me pocket without the hole.

Banned for Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day... so stop it or you'll get warts on your hands and in-grown toenails.