banned for tiny toes

Banned for thinking that you can pay less than the going price for a pedicure because you have smaller than average feet and toes... and you know what's said about the size of a man's feet, don't you.

Banned 'cause where do ya think our measuring system came from. People measure things in feet. So...how many feet you got from head to toenails.

Banned for standing there with a tape measure and seeking measured responses from those who may or may not be longer than you on a cold Winter's morning, when people really want to keep their extremities warm to prevent frostbite and things dropping off due to extreme cold.

banned for not giving any news about Crusade but only banned after you give any news about Crusade.

mrblondini.....long time no see. 

Banned for late commentaries concerning the long and the short of it.

Banned for omitting the width and breadth of it, not to mention the depth and why nobody has ever gotten to the bottom of it all, even when conducting in-depth scientific research into the bottom feeders that sometimes come to the top to sunbake and get an all-over tan to try impress members of the opposite sex.

Banned for windy elocutions.

Banned for abbreviated eloquence that even cuts off the full stops and other punctuation marks.

banned for spouting off like old windbags 

Banned 'cause we're all supposed to look like someone else.

Banned for looking like somebody else means that somebody else looks like you.  Poor bastard!!

I just hope the next time the position becomes vacant, that I don't get the job.

Banned for signing up for the job.

Banned for no icing on the cake and suggesting you'll help the baker's wife put a bun in the oven.

Banned for absconding the holes from the donuts.