Banned for intermittent spasms  that cause irregular impulses that threaten consistent ticks of the clock as we take a jump to the left and do the time warp again.

banned for underwhelming oversimplifications.

banned for lunacy in the belfry after the apes abandoned the jungle for a water slide buried in the middle east that has an enormous buffalo running around a pagoda with a polar bear that is chewing on underwear

banned for underwhelming oversimplifications - oxymorons exempted.  (opps, out of order...)

Banned for going ape on the dude with the fork chewed right out of his undies... while he was wearing 'em.

Banned for edible undies. And the favorite flavor is...(insert ambiguous remark here).

Banned for cherry and lime plus any other flavour ending with y.  Also banned for worrying about flavours when the hypotenuse of this and that has not yet been determined by mathematicians or other learned scholars who have still to see the be all and end all of infinitesimal computations beyond the minds of all humans living or dead.

Banned for not much.

Banned for this and that and too much of the other while bending over searching for dropped change and the occasional condom in a queue of misfits and munchkins all lined up to see the Wizard of Ooze and the magical wish granting pus leaking from his armpits and other crevices.

Banned for gross descriptions bordering on SGT. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band's song about yellow matter custard.

banned for carrying on with the band

Banned for bric and brac.

banned for utter nonsense 

Banned for unparalleled and unabridged tripe in the 1st degree.

Banned for multi-verses and other humongous stuff too tiny to see.