the Homer Simpson cannon

Published on September 8, 2007 By danielost In Everything Else

as Homer started to eat the Novelith they fired it at an enemy planet. it was found that with this combination the planet no longer gets destroys the planet. but the inhabitants sure wish it had.

Comments (Page 4)

Schod

on Sep 09, 2007

and since I'm equal to the sum total worth of 'everyone', I get to decide.

eetmorsqrls

on Sep 09, 2007

OOOOOHHHH!!!! WE SHOULD MAKE A TOTALITARIAN REPUBLIC!!!!

danielost

on Sep 09, 2007

and since I'm equal to the sum total worth of 'everyone', I get to decide.

sorry i already decided. no one is normal.

Schod

on Sep 09, 2007

unfortunately you are part of the 'everyone' to which I am a sum total of. therefore by the law of:
SCHEM = DAN + EVERYone
my decision overrides yours.

SpacePonyLordMike

on Sep 09, 2007

unfortunately you are part of the 'everyone' to which I am a sum total of. therefore by the law of:
SCHEM = DAN + EVERYone
my decision overrides yours.

ah hem.... Methinks it might be time for the puppet master to make himself known.

Hello everyone!

Be afraid, be very afraid!

danielost

on Sep 09, 2007

homer eats schem

"homer stop don't eat that you don't know where it's been"

but marge it looks so good. can't i have just one bite.

ok but use lots of catsup.

TheGreatEmperor

on Sep 10, 2007

yes, in fact he does mean up his.

I feel bad for Mongoose, no one should be used like that...

normal is what everyone agrees it is.

Thats a horrible definition.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

You know I would be if I knew what was in that dogs mouth. It looks like slipper with ears.

danielost

on Sep 10, 2007

normal is what everyone agrees it is.

Thats a horrible definition.

it might be a horrible definition but it is true.

RonLugge

on Sep 10, 2007

Thats a horrible definition.

Normal, is what everyone else is and you aren't. (That wasn't a person-specific you, TGE, so it wasn't a slam... even if I could use it that way honestly. Almost honestly.)

eetmorsqrls

on Sep 10, 2007

normal is what ugly people are

SpacePonyLordMike

on Sep 10, 2007

yes, in fact he does mean up his.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

You know I would be if I knew what was in that dogs mouth. It looks like slipper with ears.

That is the scalp of the rabbit. It tried to flee and shall we say it lost it's head.

I think this was taken in washington state. Not really sure but it is a real shot, not a photoshop wanabe

TheGreatEmperor

on Sep 10, 2007

Normal, is what everyone else is and you aren't. (That wasn't a person-specific you, TGE, so it wasn't a slam... even if I could use it that way honestly. Almost honestly.)

Again, that is a horrible definition.

danielost

on Sep 12, 2007

homer starts to eat all devs not allowing the release of beta 3

Schod

on Sep 12, 2007

*pops out of left stage*

yeah, I left an excission in his stomach, shouldnt be hard for them to get back out. speaking of which *pulls out novalith cannon*

*shoots daniel*

abculatter2

on Sep 12, 2007

LOLZ! I was laughing nearly the whole time i raed this,

i tried to stop laughing at that poor bunny but i couldn't

BTW,

*pops out of left stage*

yeah, I left an excission in his stomach, shouldnt be hard for them to get back out. speaking of which *pulls out novalith cannon*

*shoots daniel*

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