Banned for posting behind ryat's back.

banned for run-on ban

Banned for the run-off was more impressive.

banned for trying to impress ones with offs

Banned for being obsessed with getting off... one day the bus won't have stopped.

banned for being bused around

Banned for crowded bus stops.

banned for poor weather at the bus stops

Banned 'cause the bus stop moved down the street. Happy sloggin'.

Banned for the bus stop didn't just move, it took much of the local scenery with it and created a new post code, to which one can write but never receive.

banned for foot slogging across the atlantic 

Banned for skipping through the abysmal depths in your loo.  

Banned for the absence of a darling to skip to the loo with on a cold Winter's night with icy cold winds that show no mercy on appendages frivolously hung out to test wind direction and where it's coming from.

Banned for frozen digits and other pointing devices.

Banned for pointing while having both hands in pocket and your slippers on.