Banned for thinking you had a stained glass window, but once it was cleaned you could see it was clear glass that had gotten filthy dirty.

banned for see through windows

banned because theyre un reversed again! yay!

and i thought it was just me . . .  

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Banned for concrete with holes in it.

Banned for Oh my, the Hole In The Wall Gang has been busy... now which hole did they stash the loot in.

banned for looting the sales shop

Banned for stealing the show.

banned for white collar crime

Banned for crimes against Newts and Gingriches.

Banned for toad in the hole and frog spawn recipes that omit newt as a vital ingredient.

banned because she should have turned you into a newt and left you there

Banned for believing in witches and making like a pusilanimous polecat when a pea soup fog came down like a cloud of mystery falling.

Banned for racing a turtle uphill while wading through molasses and losing.

Banned for racing downhill against a 600 year old tortoise with arthritis, an allergy to mud ducks and Peking sweet and sour recipes and still losing by 200 metres after getting a substantial head start and the use of roller skates.

Beats me!  You run like the clappers and come 3rd in a 2 horse race.  

Banned 'cause the one that ran dead last was a mudder. The other ones got bogged down.