since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for a short story.
Banned for cutting a long story short by abbreviating 200 + words, omitting others of more than 10 letters and deliberately losing a whole chapter on the perils of protagonism in a world of pissy perfectionists who regularly read the Pefection Press dictionary just to pass time in a purile manner befitting a proctologist practicing predominantly on pornstars and peforming rectal recoveries on pagan pygmies with penile projectiles painfully protruding from their poor li'l personages.
Yadda, yadda, yadda ban.
Banned to the nth degree.
Banned for nth's when rst's have more relevance and carry greater weight in the International Court of Dubious Boycotts, which presides over frivolous and idiotic attempts to ban inadvertant parties who shall remain nameless to protect those who may be guilty and for the sake of preventing too much weird shit travelling across international borders in isolated spots where smugglers trade their contraband ans sate their illicit appetites on sassy foreign women who cook exotic dishes unavailable from their grumpy wives.
banned for all
Banned for nothing in particular but.... just banned big time cos I want to.
banned for bigleague
Banned for all the banless folks out there. Shame on you.
Banned for scaring away said banless folks by humming Rimsky Korsakoffs Bum of the Flightlebee in D-Flat.
Banned for better D-Flat than Double D 88's.
Banned cos DD's aren't flat... quite the opposite, in fact.
Also banned for mentioning DD's and prompting me to peruse through my Playboy centrefold collection.
banned for not going with the Cs
Banned for cup size.
Banned for chewing the fat when there's lean meat on the platter... and some healthy veges, too
Which reminds me of this nursery rhyme....
Jack Spratt would eat no fat
His wife would eat no lean
And so between the two of them
They'd leave eff all for the poor dog
Who'd earn food scraps modelling as a skeleton
in anatomy classes at the local veterinary school.