banned for antagonistic alliteration and questionable rhymes that don't even.

Banned 'cause they don't odd either.

Banned for there is nothing more odd than sticking out like a sore thumb in a strange place with no pants on and a sign across your forehead saying: "I'm new in town where's the damned toilet?"

*sucks to be that person*

Banned! For all the reasons I can't think of yet.

banned for not thinking

Banned for implicit use of words.

banned for long standing rude behavior of banning in the abstract

Banned for taking the extract out of the abstract and voiding the contract on contact.

Acting out ban.

Banned for improper use of bannage materials and trying to cause utter chaos in formerly peaceful places where tranquility reigned among the pixies and the mushrooms.

banned for peace on earth toward men of goodwill 

Banned for steering the rudderless ship into the sandbank of lost opportunities.

banned for getting sand in your shorts

Banned for thinking that strategically placing sandpaper inside your shorts will help get rid of haemhorroids.

Don't blame me! YOU started it.

Banned for lack of preparation of the H value.