Banned for thinking ryats are fires.

banned for trying to scare me cats.  they'll eat you alive ya dog.

Banned because dogs pwn cats.

Banned because big cats pwn dogs

Banned because lots of dogs pwn big cats.

banned for my cat owned a bit bull. held him at bay.  he was still a kitten then today he is one of the largest kitties i have ever seen

Banned because that pit bull was a wuss. Any other dog would have pwned your cat.

banned for he is now bigger than a wiener dog or a chia.

Banned for keeping a cat that poses an existential threat to dog-kind.

banned for he isn't a threat unless they threaten him.  neighber had a female german shepard she wouldn't go any where near him even with a fence in the way.

Banned because you obviously trained your neighbor to train their German shepherd to stay away from the fence when the cat was in the yard.

Banned for nope.

Banned because my uncle was a real Russian hero.

Banned for being related to a hero of a communist fascist gay elitist Muslim country with death panels. I tells y'all!!

Banned for hating on Muslim Countries. I happen to enjoy playing them in Europa Universallis 3, so much more satisfying to conquer Europe as a Muslim faction then a Catholic/Reformed.