banned for going to doctor who through the stargate while trying to find earth with a battlestar running from red dwarves

Banned for being a Romulan spy sent to spy on Planet Earth and report back to a Romulan version of 007.

banned for an avatar with a dog with sad eyes

banned for not wearing your readers

Banned for not going to SpecSavers.

banned for incompetently reading the fine print and getting stuck in a time loop where you repeat your whole life over and over again into infinity

Banned for pilfering ideas from Groundhog Day

banned for not realizing that the concept goes much farther back than that movie

Banned for putting on your Centurion's hat and fearing the Ides of March will return again and again..... and again.

banned for going over it all again as if discussing a history lesson

Banned for historically hammering the point home with a croquet mallet.

banned for using the badminton racquet get your undies away from the dog 

Banned for putting yer old undies on yer dog to stop it crapping inside the house.

banned for letting your animals crap on the floor

Banned for giving them laxatives to ensure those poohs were deposited in places where people would step on them.