banned for thinking i would be so disgusting to go to a place of prayer

Banned for sending undercover agents to the place of prayer to covertly stash counterfeit cash in its coffers before ringing the cops with a tip as to where to find it, then naming the padre as the one who put it there.

banned for setting up such a low level op to laundry cash

Banned for getting it all wrong... when I launder cash it goes in the washing machine.

banned for using coin operated washing machines to laundry fake coins

Banned for thinking I deal in small change.... No, I launder the notes [in US bills] in the washing machine here at home. 

I haven't used a coin-op laundromat since I was around 18 and had just moved out of my parents place.  However, I got sick of having to haul my washing there, having to wait around an hour or so before having to haul it all back home again.  I ended up purchasing a Sanyo twin-tub for about 80 bucks.... a good machine, too, I had it for near on 30 years before I gave it to my daughter to use.  Last I heard it was still going, 40 something years since I purchased it.

banned for enslaving a machine to do your laundry for so long

How UnAmerican. LOL

Banned for unbridled jealousy over the longevity of my Sanyo twin-tub.

banned for thinking that i leave my feelings unbridled i bridle them like a proper sith

Banned for that Sith bullshit about being so-called bridled when in fact your only Sith trait is sick

banned for mocking the sith creed or the jedi code, live long and prosper is what i always say

Banned for I never got into Star Wars movies and therefore know nothing about alien creeds or codes.

banned for not getting into star trek either 

Banned for being a trek-elitist

Banned for taking way too long to get here from Babylon 5.