since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for not knowing that those that deal with small packages have large genitalia
Banned for Merry Xmas and delivering a small package on Christmas Eve.
banned for carrying on about a pagan christianized event that demands that we teach our children to demand cheap plastic toys
Banned for over-simplifying a holiday with gifts and copious amounts of fattening food and drink.
banned for needing an excuse to give gifts and enjoy good food and drink
Banned for chucking shade at my holiday proclivities.
banned for trying to run under the shades to hide
Banned for peeping through the shades to observe others proclivities.
banned for attempting to close it all out
Banned because your nickname here should be 'peeping tom' for trying to look into others goings on through the shades.
banned for trying to change my given name
Banned for not choosing one.
banned for mocking my poor or absent choices
Banned for having a why me? type of persecution complex.
banned for trying to make everything complex